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Mike Hockis Hard

Biography Edit

Mike Hard ​was born in Riemvasmaak, Richtersveld, Northen Cape, or in other words a south African Village. Growing up in the village was not easy for Mike as he learned the struggle of survival living with different niggers backgrounds not similar to his own race. Mike learned about the Buddhism Hotline after running into Captain Faggot while he was giving one of his handjobs in a back alley, Buddha Fuck me, Buddha Fuck you. After learning about the religion Mike discovered his passion was to change peoples lives for the better. Recently, the host Captain Faggot, suffered severe penile damage and Mike Hard has decided to step into the shoes of Captain Faggot and take over the program. He claims he will completely turn the program in a different direction and vows his loyalty the show's creator and converting homosexuals (AKA faggots) to Heterosexuality, Captain Faggot.

Behind the scenes Edit

He Is a really nice person on the Buddhism Hotline Discord (Link https://discord.gg/zNxgqYJ )

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